A day in the life of
In the morning, Chewie wakes up, has a smoke, and rides his bike to
work. Unfortunately, he has to stop for a smoke every 100 metres, so it
takes 3 hours to get to work.
Before entering work. Chewie stops to have a smoke and a drink, which he buys from the local machine.
Once at work, Chewie does stuff like go for a smoke, pretend to
work, and disappear for hours. During this time, he takes care of all
the annoying stuff, like banking
After a hard day of looking busy, Chewie goes to his local chewbacca
pub for a beer.
And finally, off home at 4:00pm sharp to be with the Mrs and kids...
At night, Chewie dreams of his past, when he was in the Wookey Army.
The End
Hey Kids!
Now YOU TOO can be a Wookey! Simply print out this mask, cut out the eyeholes, and attach string to the ears! Make sure to have your parents help you. Soon you can be the envy of all your friends as you do "nothing" in style. Print out some for your friends, and you too can have a Wookey army!
Made with the ultra-l33t tools of Windows Paint, Windows Sound
Recorder, and vi.